Let's not call physical comedy falling down and pratfalls. All humor is physical, no matter how you dish it out. It's timing, like a dancer or an athlete would have.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish

I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.

Step by step, we will break this cycle of silence, poor information and stigma.

The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.

It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.

I am a clown, just without the painted smile.

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

Light and love

The greatest threat to religion in any society is not persecution, but rather apathy born of irrelevance.

Would you rather die with honor intact or live with it besmirched?

All the mighty interceding of the ages that has ever shaken the kingdom of darkness has been based upon the promises of God.

People lose their lives in the drug wars and you don't have to prove it to yourself because others have proved it for you.

I played in a movie called Ring of Fear with Clyde Beatty and Pat O'Brien.

Graduating at the age of 21 was a wonderful age to hopefully start a career.

No matter how rich you are, you cannot transport yourself to the future or the past.

I do think that there are cultural differences in the extent to which we value having more and more choice.

In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone "come out" to you is the "pretending to be surprised" part.