Let's not have a double standard. One standard will do just fine.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

You are judged many times more by what you do in groups than for what you do as individuals.

I should stitch my mouth shut. Honesty is a compulsion that’s damned me more than once. But I just can’t hold it in anymore. The words build and explode out of me like an uncontainable sneeze.

Place nothing above the verdict of your own mind.

Going back and forth between wanting to be respected artistically and wanting to move people is its own challenge.

In order to be responsible, you need some discipline in your life. For a while I lost mine.

There is in human nature generally more of the fool than of the wise.

I want it all and I want it now.

With prophecies the commentator is often a more important man than the prophet.

Yesterday's dangerous idea is today's orthodoxy and tomorrow's cliché.

Most people define greatness through wealth and popularity and position in the corner office. But what I call everyday greatness comes from character and contribution.