Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Life is for each man a solitary cell whose walls are mirrors.

Inches make a champion.

When I give speeches at college, I don't tell stories, I talk about what it is to live your dreams and take the path less traveled.

Of course everybody's thinking evolves over time. Only dead people cease learning, and I am not certified dead yet. So I am still learning.

The thing I love about television is that people watch you in their pajamas, and when they're eating dinner. You're part of the family.

Four inch nails is more like it!

The depth of our love can be measured by our efforts. We demonstrate our love when we take that extra step.

I love people and I love to sing, and that's what keeps me going.

I'm a free agent. I haven't allowed any promoters to have exclusive options on my fight. I don't need a promoter.

If it is strength, go down into hell and get hold of it!