Liaison usually involving two people and their dirty dishes.

It is not sufficient to have compassion only for those who are cute.

The faith that education would destroy intolerance is false. It may be partly true, but people find that intolerance is fun.

Journalism (definition): The art, or science, of representing life as a series of clichés.

Immoral (definition): Obsolete expression meaning "politically incorrect".

There is nothing to me but you. I know it’s pathetic but, oh darling, it’s true.

We humble ourselves under the mighty grace of the Creator. He will deliver us from every chain and oppression.

Thought is barred in this City of Dreadful Joy and conversation is unknown.

Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year.

Without style, there can be no identity.

As a free person, I ought to be allowed if I'm dying to take something.

Christ has not conquered my affections if He has to compete for my attention.

"Ok you're a goon but what's a goon to a goblin"

Look, really look, at how beautiful this day is. Let go of the worries and anxieties and judgments, and see the beauty.

Believe me, those great death bed speeches are written ahead of time.