Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

Freedom is what we do with what is done to us.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

I travel around the world, and there are so many beautiful girls, but that's not going to make you a supermodel. You have to have something more than just a pretty face.

The ones who look the most suspicious are likely innocent. It's the ones who look innocent I need to beware.

Each of his phrases was rather like a little ancient island, inundated by a miniature sea of whiskey.

You can work with me—or you can wade through the blood and bodies after I'm done.

I know I'm not exactly a bombshell, but one has to make the best of what one's got.

The world was ending then, it's ending still, and I'm happy to belong to it again.

It's only very recently that women have succeeded in entering those professions which, as Muses, they typified for the Greeks

I like to wake up each morning and not know what I think, that I may reinvent myself in some way.