Liberalism has become a special kind of stupid.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

I celebrate life with a different color each day.That way, each day is different.

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast.

Muscle is good, but craft is better

Take care of your mind. Never let negative thoughts infect your mind.

It is in fact the height of selfishness to merely consume what others create and to retreat into a shell of limited goals and immediate pleasures.

The Muse but serv'd to ease some friend, not wife, / To help me through this long disease, my life.

You have to go through good times and bad times to get where you're trying to go.

The maimed bodies aren't the worst. That's the easy way to hate war. The safe way. I - hate it just as much for the maimed souls that stay at home.

I hope a great young Reagan will emerge.

You see, that's the whole point of being in government. If you don't like something you simply make up a law that makes it illegal.