Liberalism has consequences. It has never worked, folks. It has never worked! It has never fulfilled its promise.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Writers need each other.

Though my verse but roam the air And murmur in the trees, You may discern a purpose there, As in music of the bees.

The purpose of man's life...is to become an abject zombie who serves a purpose he does not know, for reasons he is not to question.

Ten years ago, desalination was the crazy aunt in the attic. That's changed. It is now entering the mainstream and being taken seriously.

Unless a player goes in for intensive play and tournament competition, two racquets are sufficient.

All of my books have the potential to become movies, it's just a question of finding a studio who wants to get behind me and put up the money to make the movie.

It is clear enough by now to most people that the camera never lies is a foolish saying. Yet it is doubtful whether most people realize how extraordinarily slippery a liar the camera is.

You start developing a championship attitude by, first of all, telling kids that they are really good and that they have the potential to become better.

Doing is better than not doing, and if you do something badly you'll learn to do it better.

How full of trifles everything is! It is only one's thoughts that fill a room with something more than furniture.