Liberalism has consequences. It has never worked, folks! It has never worked. And it has never fulfilled its promise.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

You can create financial abundance by having a positive relationship with money.

To nourish your soul, see the beauty of nature and feel the love.

When a man assumes a public trust he should consider himself a public property.

We have two lives; The soul of man is like the rolling world, One half in day, the other dipt in night; The one has music and the flying cloud, The other, silence and the wakeful stars.

I'm a maniacal perfectionist.

Authority has every reason to fear the skeptic, for authority can rarely survive in the face of doubt.

If we are to reclaim our culture, we cannot afford narrow definitions.

If the coyote's in your living room pissing on your couch, it's not the coyote's fault. It's your fault for not shooting him.

I would be terribly disappointed if anything would get in the way of my being cast in something, or if performances were canceled. It was a fix that I obviously needed.

Because you continue to inhabit and believe your metaphors, you cannot see what is true.