Liberalism is a scourge. It destroys the human spirit. It destroys prosperity. It assigns sameness to everybody. And wherever I find it, I oppose it.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Fashion is neither moral or immoral, but it is for rebuilding the morale.

The pauper is vulnerable to pride and pride is the destroyer of man's glory.

I'd like to grow up and be beautiful. I know it doesn't matter, but it doesn't hurt.

Eat few suppers, and you'll need few medicines.

I hate being mean. I watch those roasts on Comedy Central and they make the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

The proper education of a man decides his welfare, but the interests of a whole family are secured by the correct education of a woman.

The sovereign being is burdened with a servitude that crushes him, and the condition of free men is deliberate servility.

My job affords me the luxury of having help. I don't feel exhausted, I feel lucky.

I can be happy with something I did, like a drawing or a dress I designed, and yet be very disappointed with the same drawing, or the same dress the day after.

I had to find a way to speak without ever saying the 'you' plural.