Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Ladies, if you want a happy marriage, then do whatever your husband tells you without questioning his authority.

Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee.What kind of pencil shall I use?2B or not 2B?

Embrace the future and keep your back up against the past.

Patience is a crucial but rare investment commodity.

Well I was an asthmatic child. So that for most of my childhood I was in bed. Bedridden.

We need to take excellent care of our customers, and do so at a profit.

The most important thing for a director is being able to communicate. When you communicate comfortably, regardless of what you're saying, it can always be processed.

If there is any trouble within your heart - be free, in the name of Jesus Christ

I didn't look at any of the newspapers, I look at the pictures sometimes, but apart from that I don't read them.

Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at the truth, to make truth laugh, because the only truth lies in learning to free ourselves from insane passion for the truth.

The red-carpet thing of premieres and parties is probably my least favourite part of my job.