Liberals, communists, socialists, look at people as workers. They look at 'em as ants, worker ants, worker bees and so forth, and they just plug 'em in to do jobs that need to be done.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

If you don't make the time to work on creating the life you want, you're eventually going to be forced to spend a LOT of time dealing with a life you don't want.

Still reading but learning a lot about true education and the process of guiding our children in their educational pursuits.

I understand that being able to appeal to the public and having an amazing sense of humour is not something that comes easy. It's definitely a gift and for which I'm thankful.

I didn't feel entitled to become a star. I didn't expect it.

These days you can't see who's in cahoots, Cause now the KKK wears three-piece suits.

I happen to like the strange ones. People who look normal and leads normal lives - they're the ones you have to watch out for.

Having Respect for the world is when you allow people to be what they are.

I always start a book for money. If you're married five times you have to.

Sir, as a man advances in life, he gets what is better than admiration, - judgement, to estimate things at their true value.

Men give their confidence at once, but never their money.