Liberals get credit for good intentions, and that's about it, because everything they do fails.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

She had gambled with marriage, just like most people, but she had gambled unluckily and had lost.

Anything in life that we don't accept will simply make trouble for us until we make peace with it.

It is almost everywhere the case that soon after it is begotten the greater part of human wisdom is laid to rest in repositories.

The Hollywood culture is so invasive, and I definitely wanted to be near it eventually.

I have somewhere seen it observed that we should make the same use of a book that the bee does of a flower: she steals sweets from it, but does not injure it.

Accidents will occur in the best regulated families.

I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.

Nature is, after all, the only book that offers important content on every page.

I've given up reading the papers. Since the world's so obviously bent on killing itself, I decided months ago to sit back and let it.

People put you down because you're above them.