Liberals hate corporations, folks. Corporations are not people.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

And the geography of the thing--the geography of them--was completely and hopelessly wrong.

The Impossible is Always Possible

When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face.

My father was always there for me when I lost. But, then, I never really lost when my father was there.

The Jew - is the symbol of eternity. ... He is the one who for so long had guarded the prophetic message and transmitted it to all mankind. A people such as this can never disappear.

I have always been attracted to the bleaker aspects of life. I love drama.

I used to have a road-rage issue.

All criticism is a form of autobiography

And if you are honest about the words coming out of your characters' mouths, you'll find that you've let yourself in for a fair amount of criticism.

Sophistication isn't what you wear and who you know.