Liberals measure compassion by how many people are given welfare. Conservatives measure compassion by how many people no longer need it.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

You shall create beauty not to excite the sensesbut to give sustenance to the soul.

Today's seeds are tomorrow’s harvests.

I just feel rejuvenated in such a big way because of these race cars I get to drive.

It's the law of averages: put in more, come out with more.

I tend to get very suspicious of anything that thinks it's art while it's being created.

Don't be afraid. You are as alive as anything else is alive. Your right to be alive is as great as the right of anything else.

Symptoms like anxiety, depression, aggression, alcohol or drug use, are responses to physical and emotional pain that has its roots in traumatic experiences from childhood and later in life.

Some people plant in the spring and leave in the summer. If you're signed up for a season, see it through. You don't have to stay forever, but at least stay until you see it through.

Life will be much more exciting when we stop creating applications for mobile phones and we start creating applications for our own body.