Libertarians are conservatives who still get high.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

Money is just time that is well converted.

Don’t go in the opposite direction, locate your calling

We need to insist on making culture out of our desire: making paintings, novels, plays and films potent and seductive and authentic enough to undermine and overwhelm the Iron Maiden.

Every capitalist is rich, but every rich is not a capitalist.

At the end of life, each of us must answer the question, Whose story captured my soul?

He could hardly lift his spoon during breakfast, and then he was out on the lake, his spoon soon replaced by a shovel.

If we are to make the most of the opportunities ahead we need a bold break with the past.

Power is not anything that's given away. Power is something you have to compete for.

suicide can be used as a very cruel weapon, you know. It can be the ultimate revenge, leaving a scar that a living person may carry to the grave.

Do you care about freedom? Dreams may have inspired it, and wishes prompted it, but only war and weapons have made it yours.