Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

One does not simply code without developing antisocial behavior and caffeine addiction.

The sky's gray and there's mizzle. It's so soft on my skin--it's nothing like rain. It's even softer than the lightest drizzle! Lift my face up, so it can kiss my skin." The Panopticon

To reminisce with my old friends, a chance to share some memories, and play our songs again.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

In a way Winter is the real Spring - the time when the inner things happen, the resurgence of nature.

A woman and a glasse are ever in danger. [A woman and a glass are ever in danger.]

There is nothing a good long walk can't help work out.

I think there is universal agreement within the economics profession that the decline - the sharp decline in the quantity of money played a very major role in producing the Great Depression.

Any man may easily do harm, but not every man can do good to another.

It's a mere moment in a man's life between an All-Star game and an old-timer's game.