Liberty is the right to discipline ourselves in order not to be disciplined by others

In order to act, you must be somewhat insane .A reasonably sensible man is satisfied with thinking.

What can a mere French minister do when associated with Lloyd George, who thinks he is Napoleon, and Woodrow Wilson, who thinks he is Jesus Christ?

If you don't vote Socialist/Communist before you are twenty, you have no heart - if you do vote Socialist/Communist after you are twenty, you have no head.

All that I know I learned after I was thirty.

Americans have no capacity for abstract thought, and make bad coffee.

There are only two perfectly useless things in this world. One is an appendix and the other is Poincaré.

My home policy: I wage war; my foreign policy: I wage war. All the time I wage war.

I don't know whether war is an interlude during peace, or peace is an interlude during war.

The best time of love, is when one goes up the stairs.

America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization.

We are not weak if we make a proper use of those means which the God of Nature has placed in our power... the battle, sir, is not to the strong alone it is to the vigilant, the active, the brave.

I feel like a feminist is gender equality.

A woman is only as good as the peace and light she radiates.

In many ways, not fitting in has been a comedic asset and a comedic resource.

I've always been a morning person, and what I don't get done in the morning I really don't get done at all.

I'm the biggest geek of all. Adventure, fantasy, comic books - I can't get enough.

I'm the demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol. Let's party.

I'm so motivated to collaborate with people and help them realize the kind of collective vision.

While doing work if the mind continues to be active let it be so, but there must be at the same time a capacity for silence.