Lies are like paper-Mache in a rain storm.

You can't be a man and a coward at the same time.

The most satisfactory definition of man from the scientific point of view is probably Man the Tool-maker.

I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.

What you call intelligence and what you refer to as the Creator are not different. The Creator is pure intelligence, intelligence beyond logic.

It is unjust to exact that men shall do out of deference to our advice what they have no desire to do for themselves.

I spent four indifferent years at Goodison, but they were great years.

I go out of my way to stay off commuter planes. I have skipped conferences because I would not fly on marginal airlines (and because of many mishaps, I also avoided flying on ValuJet).

Our nation is turning into an idiocracy.

Marriage equality does not diminish the worth of your relationships; it simply recognises the worth of ours.

There's a mountain of information about us. I mean there's so much. Anyway, I'm not an intelligence person. But I just look at it and it's a mountain of data.