Life--a lifelong death sentence.

The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work.

Tragedy--to fall in love with a face, and marry the whole woman.

Success--something your friends will never forgive you.

Even the most beautiful legs end somewhere.

Fidelity--a strong itch with a prohibition to scratch.

A pessimist says all women are loose. An optimist does not, but he has hopes.

A virtuous girl never chases after boys; who ever saw a mousetrap chasing mice?

Do not desire your neighbor's wife in vain.

Throw a lucky man into water and he'll surface with a fish in his mouth.

Conscience: that quiet voice which whispers that someone is watching.

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone.

Therefore Lord, not only are you that than which a greater cannot be thought but you are also something greater than can be thought.

I do think of myself as a taste-maker, yes, absolutely.

Editing and post-production is so important with comedy.

A belly laugh increases the ability of your immune system to fight infections.

Maybe the thing to do after you roll the dice-and lose-is simply pick them up and roll them again.

There's nothing more terrifying than an actor who comes with an idea.

Dinner is to a day what dessert is to dinner.

I hear a thunder in the distance; see a vision of the cross. I feel the pain that was given on a sad day of loss. Only He holds the key: a light to free me from my burden and grant me life eternally.

When I go in and vote, I vote for the person I think will get the job done.I don't vote right-left.