Life always holds in store surprises that are more complex and unforeseeable than any dream, and the secret is to let them come and not block them with castles in the air.

There's no reason to have a plan B because it distracts from plan A.

The Devil loved watching children pour down the front steps of the high school like lava from a volcano. Trolling for souls. He posed in one of his favorite guises today, a school bus driver.

The greatest advantage of all is that when people think you're a witch, you can eat an entire serving of squash all by yourself.

One sure way to lose another woman's friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.

Patients describing the benefits of prayer often talk about how it provides a sense of well being.

A credit card is a convenient device that saves you the trouble of counting your change.

O love, when thou gettest dominion over us, we may bid good-by to prudence.

Illness is the proving ground of friendship.

Where can I free myself of the homeland in my body?

Every pleasure you forgoe on Earth is a pleasure you won't get in heaven.