Life and Death took a break, weary from their burdensome role.Nobody lived or died that day.

Mapmaker mapmakermake me a mapone to one scale, without a single gap.Map every rock, every thought, every treeand erase all the territory.

After you died I realized thatI never really like hunting.I just like hanging out with you.

Don’t let your society and environment dictate what you do with your time

I forgive you. Case closed.” Is not the final answer

As men we are all equal in the presence of death.

To go through this life and see it through - what it really is - and not be insane or addicted, is a minor miracle for anyone.

I don't know how many millions of photographs have been taken of me.

If you see a black woman with an overweight white man, you know she got effed up credit!

I'm a huge fan of ghost stories, that sort of slow build, the suspense and the questioning about whether you're imagining something or if it's real.

When feelings of inadequacy come creeping in, let's park our minds in God's truth.

For the first time in my life, I'm proud of myself

Vimes had got around to a Clean Desk policy. It was a Clean Floor strategy that eluded him at the moment.