Life as the chosen religious figure for a colony of cryptid mice can be a lot of things, but it's definitely never boring.

The difference between the truth and a lie is that both of them can hurt, but only one will take the time to heal you afterward.

I've got no problem with octopuses. It's bugs and spiders that I don't like. Octopuses are cute, in their own 'nature did a lot of drugs' sort of way." - Becks

Be good. Be kind to each other. And if there's somebody you love, tell them. The world always needs more love.

I guess in the end, it doesn’t matter what we wanted. What matters is what we chose to do with the things we had.

Think about that for a moment. They died for you. Now take a good look at the life you're living and tell me: Did they do the right thing?

Pronouns are only useful when you combine them with other words. I have a few I can give you, if you're at a loss.

The only thing we have in this world that is utterly and intrinsically ours is our integrity.

I feel the closest to crazy when I'm disagreeing with the voice in my head

Sorry...I got distracted listening to you and hot glued myself to my unicorn

I'm a decent sprinter and I can gun a motorcycle from zero to suicidal in less than ten seconds.

Make that: no one I ever wanted to kiss wanted to kiss a fat girl.

The art of life is loving and listening to one another.

I'm a bit frightened of the idea of a full facelift because, when you look in the mirror, you want to look like yourself.

Even if you managed to escape from one cage, weren't you just in another, larger one?

Humble people ask for help.

When I started, there weren't that many kids doing it in the city, but the in the wave after me there were a lot of them and they actually never spoke to each other.

I think herd mentality is a good thing overall. Because if every sheep had to figure out the velocity of the wolf and their personal risk, that would take forever.

I'm not trying to climb a ladder - I'm casting a bit of a net.

Oh yeah Kurt? You plan on getting the 1-2-3? But not if I hit you first with the 6-1-9!

You can't treat a car like a human being. A car requires love.