Life could be wonderful if people would leave you alone.

You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.

Life is a beautiful, magnificent thing, even to a jellyfish.

My pain may be the reason for somebody's laugh. But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody's pain.

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!

We think too much and feel too little.

More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness.

Life laughs at you when you are unhappy; Life smiles at you when you are happy; But life salutes you when you make other happy.

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles.

The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs.

Politics is the Art of Controlling Your Enviroment.

Listen, I am in the fighting game, I don't care about anything else.

My secret is practice.

Apollo 13, as you may remember, gave us a reactor that is bubbling away right now somewhere in the Pacific. It's supposed to be bubbling away on the moon, but it's in the Pacific Ocean instead.

A company may be the de jure owner, but customers are the de facto owers of the brand.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

I always looked really young. I matured pretty late.

Humanity is in the highest degree irrational, so that there is no prospect of influencing it by reasonable arguments. Against prejudice one can do nothing.

So I sit there kicked my heels, thinking about New Orleans, and watching a morbid blue-bottle fly attempt to commit suicide by butting his head against the windowpane.

What I like about the Order of the Garter is that there is no damned merit about it.