Life does not consist mainly - or even largely - of facts and happenings.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Taking someone for granted is same as checking the strength of a boat by making holes in it.

In the space between chaos and shape there was another chance.

Success is not as easy as winners make it look nor as hard as losers make it sound.

Facts are stubborn things but statistics are more pliable.

Faith is reason grown courageous.

An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot.

Autumn arrives like a warrior with the stain of blood upon his brazen mail. His crimson scarf is rent. His scarlet banner drips with gore. His step is like a flail upon the threshing floor.

Friendship makes prosperity brighter, while it lightens adversity by sharing its griefs and anxieties. [Lat., Secundas res splendidiores facit amicitia, et adversas partiens communicansque leviores.]

Truth is its own reward.

What a searching preacher of self-command is the varying phenomenon of health.