Life doesn't imitate art it imitates bad television.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

Lady Wisdom will be your close friend

I think I know where my life went wrong. For all the world's a stage and I'm a lousy actor!

You have not lived today until you have done something for someone who can never repay you.

STAR TREK is a show that had a vision about a future that was positive.

If I knocked and waited at every door, who knows what I might miss?

I will force Hillary Clinton to fight on the grounds of her lies and lack of trustworthiness, whether that's about e-mails, and servers and Benghazi.

I think for real change to happen, it's going to have to come from the kids, the community, the teachers, the parents.

A mystery is a problem that encroaches upon itself because the questioner becomes the object of the question. Getting to Mars is a problem. Falling in love is a mystery.

Grace renders us like God and a partaker of the divine nature.

If you stand for something, you will always find some people for you and some people against you. If you stand for nothing, you will find nobody against you, and nobody for you.