Life gets boring with only humans to talk to.

Should I tell him that I think dreams never die even when they're dead?

Don’t have the veins bulging in your biro.

Lincoln could be on the moon. He's still Lincoln.

My advice to you, if you want to lose a bit of weight: don't eat anything that comes in a bucket. Buckets are the kitchen utensils of the farmyard.

Tourism is our second biggest industry in terms of the people it employs.

I know it's hard to not do well at something, and I know it's hard to need help.

Every day is different and every day brings something more exciting.

The British press hate a winner who's British. They don't like any British man to have balls as big as a cow's like I have.

One of the biggest threats to success is success itself. When you get a little bit ahead, it's all too easy to become complacent and to quickly lose what you have gained.

We never, ever in the history of mankind have had access to so much information so quickly and so easily.