Life had not taught me to distrust ministers, but it had taught me to trust no one more than dogs.

The functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion and empathy.

The whisper of the dusk is night shedding its husk.

Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.

Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.

Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one's cow has exploded.

Only once in a generation does anything as fresh as a vomiting detective come along.

The hands of every clock are shears, trimming us away scrap by scrap, and every time piece with a digital readout blinks us towards implosion.

Most people tend to think the best of those who are blessed with beauty; we have difficulty imagining that physical perfection can conceal twisted emotions or a damaged mind.

Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist.

Given my heritage and the ordeal of my childhood, I sometimes wonder why I myself am not insane. Maybe I am.

I have to be honest he was more than a friend to me, I don't know why, but I found myself having feelings for him.~once again...life goes on~

Love can move the Sun and the stars.

Ronaldinho did things that I've never seen anyone do.

An artist is not an isolated system. In order to survive he has to interact continuously with the world around him... Theoretically there are no limits to his involvement.

Holding hands at midnight 'Neath a starry sky... Nice work if you can get it And you can get it -- if you try.

Why are we building golf courses? Because we enjoy being outside, bringing man and nature together.

Professional football is no longer a game. It's a war. And it brings out the same primitive instincts that go back thousands of years.

Psychologically time is seldom homogenous but rather is as full of shapes as space.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.