Life has its sunshine and its rain, sir... its days and its nights... its peaks and its valleys...

If you cant beat 'em cooperate 'em to death!

If you aren't outraged, then you just aren't paying attention

I am here not to save money but to make more of it.

'Not drinking?' Collin asked coolly. 'I only drink the blood of virgins, ' Logan quipped. 'You must be dehydrated then.' A slow smile spread over Logan's face. 'A sense of humor... rare in a Templar.'

The only thing I've ever wanted to do in my entire life is to be on Broadway.

I would be so happy if we never had to use [military].

I boil the strings so they stretch.

They might have been all-right people doing the best they could, but I got to tell you, you got a dead cat lying in your yard you ought to bury it. That’s my motto.

My wife calls me grumpy cat. I'm normally a very pleasant person to be around.

Once you become a mother, your heart is no longer yours...My daughter is the greatest thing I'll ever do in my life.

Ownership is not a vice, not something to be ashamed of, but rather a commitment, and an instrument by which the general good can be served.