Life in California is beautiful.

I like freedom. I wake up in the morning and say, 'I don't know, should I have a popsicle or a donut?' You know, who knows?

I watched TV religiously when I was a kid, but nowadays - with the Internet - there's so many people writing about TV on the Internet, that everything's sort of under a magnifying glass.

Quality attracts quality. People want to be on a good show.

I am Cuban, my parents are Cuban, and I was not adopted.

I remember, growing up, if something big - God forbid - happened, the first jokes you heard on the subject came out of Jersey.

I guess, yeah. I've always loved improv. It's my thing. I really like it, but I also think it has to be done well.

I think a lot of people, they don't love their jobs but they don't hate them enough to quit. So they're like, "Eh."

I'm pretty much a straight guy on 'The Office.' We can't all be crazies. You need some balance.

I've always loved improv. It's my thing.

Ricky Gervais is a genius.

My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.

There is no try. There is only do.

Only diligence will give you wealth

Jesus Christ is not just 'my personal Savior'. He is Lord.

Oh yes, it's very tragic. Why does everyone always like love stories? What about absence-of-love stories? Aren't they much more common?

Wise men argue causes and fools decide them.

The proper governmental policy in a depression is strict laissez-faire, including stringent budget slashing, and coupled perhaps with positive encouragement for credit contraction.

I want to tell you what it was really like to think death is imminent, but I can't. It's a taste in your mouth. And an emptiness.

A significant inventionmust be startling, unexpected. It must come to a world that is not prepared for it.

I'm sort lucky in that for me, I'm a writer now. I started as an actor but I'm a writer and so things like 'Wilfred' and shows like that are where I escape to.