Life is a blank canvas, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!

When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting whatever it is you've got left.

A jester unemployed is nobodys fool.

Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you love because a heart can break but a circle goes on forever.

To travel is to take a journey into yourself.

After all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it.

The secret of staying fresh in a show is to remember that the audience you're playing for that night has never seen it before.

Children are the same the world over. They may have a different culture, but an ache or a laugh is universal.

Some woman are more interested in what they look like than what they are. If they more interested in what they are, they would look better.

I wasn't born a fool. It took work to get this way.

Even in the saddest moments of life, the happiness of simply being, the joy of just having existence must be remembered strongly!

When I religiously confess myself to myself I find that the best virtue I have has in it some tincture of vice.

I can't learn in school, but I can learn from somebody who I think is cool and great.

I believe that music is God's voice.

You seek up a big monster for him to fight your wars for you.

It's like a lot of kids; when you tell them someone's died, they laugh.

Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

Humanness consists in harmony of thought, word and deed.

A father carries pictures where his money used to be.

I will speak daggers to her, but use none.