Life is a brief opportunity to do something prehumously.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

That which is common to the greatest number has the least care bestowed upon it

I have a big family and no one ever treated me like a child. They always treated me like an adult, like an equal.

Everyone fears the cut of the blade. It doesn't matter after that. I know the spirit survives as there is so much evidence of the survival of the personality in the afterlife.

Kind words are the music of the world.

Since we're all rich with bitcoins ... we ought to put some of this unearned wealth to good use.

We're showing a lot of the good signs you need for a good team, so I have high hopes.

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting.

Now the Church is not wood and stone, but the company of believing people; one must hold to them, and see how they believe, live and teach.

What happens when these young men and women come home so scarred and so wounded? We are ignoring that fact. We're just shoving them under the carpet.

The best way to resist temptation is to avoid it. Prevention is far, far better than repentance.