Life is a chain of small sorrows that lead to a great joy.

The greatness of a culture can be found in its festivals

Never indulge in people who follow a negative path because they will take you with them on the road of ruin. Show them the way to positivism even if there's a risk of losing their friendship.

Progress of mankind is the decadence of humanity.

No human is more intelligent than the other...just more adept at certain areas of intelligence.

There cannot be Ups in a roller-coaster ride unless there are Downs.

Marriage is like a table with four legs - the couple, the children, the parents and the in-laws. Break any of these and the marriage crashes to the floor

Life is the inside of a box, and we can't open it.

Your eyes are windows to your dreams; Your ears are windows to your mind; You nose is the door to your heart - you can win over any man with just your smell.

I've found that people with flexible ears are the least rigid in life. Best way to find yourself a perfect partner may be as easy as squeezing their ears.

Being a good human being is very easy: Be a good son, a good husband, a good parent and a good citizen.

Government was founded on the working premiss of being primarily an asylum for ineptitude and indigence.

Sometimes your pledges become your problems.

The Rolls Royce was the real first car. It wasn't the first new car I got, but it was the first real car I bought that's like, 'Wow, I got this.'

Learn, as if never overtaking your object, and yet as if apprehensive of losing it.

You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli

I love standup comedians. I really do.

Love. That was what she had that IT did not have.

Nobody’s as serious about health and fitness as me, and staying fit is my top priority.