Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Material wealth do not last forever, but that which probably lasts forever is the wealth of intelligence and creativity.

It is not good for the spirits to dwell on that which cannot be altered.

Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for a wounded animal.

My zeal hath consumed me.

Our target is to get into the play-offs. If not, we want automatic promotion.

If a man who enjoys a lesser happiness beholds a greater one, let him leave aside the lesser to gain the greater.

The attitude of other people affects each of us and the attitude of each of us has the capacity to affect all of us.

Music remains the most strange of the materials because we don't understand what happens when music moves you.

I'm supporting anything that we can do to find out how this stuff is happening.

I didn't record any additional dialogue for this CD, they are excerpts pulled from existing episodes.