Life is a one-way street and you're not coming back.

Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.

A philosopher is a man who can look at an empty glass with a smile.

A teetotaller is one who suffers from thirst instead of enjoying it.

The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.

Sometimes doing nothing is doing something.

Of two evils, choose the more interesting.

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.

Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.

We have a great regard for old age when it is bottled.

Respectability is the state of never being caught doing anything which gives you pleasure.

Anyone who has no need of anybody but himself is either a beast or a God."Aristotle

Courage is an act of faith.

There's just something obvious about emptiness, even when you try to convince yourself otherwise.

Faith believes in spite of the circumstances and acts in spite of the consequences.

In Europe you learn not to fail, and in America you fail to learn. You need failure.

i feel like a curtain has dropped away and i'm seeing people for who they really are, different, and sharp, and unknowable.

Unless you stop trying, how can you not fail anymore?

You don't wait 30 minutes before a game to tell a guy he's traded.

Look! Don't be deceived by appearances - men and things are not what they seem. All who are not on the rock are in the sea!

Working in Hollywood, it's clear the more money you have, the more technology you can get. So you can build a whole Japanese set. Only in Hollywood!