Life is a series of family photos in which eventually you stop showing up.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Hope is not a sin, neither is fidelity.

Money can't buy love, but money can reprove one's care, especially when there is little to give in its efforts to help.

My life has been given its orders: the seasons seize the soul and the body, and make mock of any dispersed effort. The hour of death is the only trespass

I don't want to impede free press, by the way. The last thing I would want to do is that.

If a plant cannot live according to its nature, it dies; and so a man.

No one ever succeeds without the help of others.

An approximate answer to the right problem is worth a good deal more than an exact answer to an approximate problem.

In L.A., you tend to see a lot of people do very bizarre things. I love it.

English is weak in describing emotional states or intensities of interpersonal relationships.