Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.

You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.

Life could be wonderful if people would leave you alone.

Life is a beautiful, magnificent thing, even to a jellyfish.

My pain may be the reason for somebody's laugh. But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody's pain.

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!

We think too much and feel too little.

More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness.

Life laughs at you when you are unhappy; Life smiles at you when you are happy; But life salutes you when you make other happy.

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles.

The third year at a school for any head coach is the most important year for the program they are attempting to develop.

The culture of independent film criticism has totally gone down the drain and this seems to come with the territory of the consumer age that we are now living in.

Check your ego at the door. The ego can be the great success inhibitor. It can kill opportunities, and it can kill success.

Not at all do I trust augurs, who enrich the ears of others, so that they can enrich their own homes with gold.

Denn die Todten reiten Schnell. (For the dead travel fast.)

Time is not money; time is an opportunity to live before you die. So a man who walks, and lives and sees and thinks as he walks, has lengthened his life.

The Presidents job, is not to wield power himself, but to lead attention away from it.

When they come for your guns, give them the ammo first.

Archaeology is not a science, it's a vendetta.

HAPPINESS is not a destiny, it's a choice.