Life is a very serious business for the simple reason that nobody dies laughing.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

What are you talking about?" Narcissus demanded. "I am amazing. Everyone knows this.""Amazing at pure suck, " Leo said. "If I was as suck as you, I'd drown myself. Oh wait, you already did that.

If pain doesn't lead to humility, you have wasted your suffering.

Redemption precedes morality, and not the other way around.

When we try to pick out any­thing by itself, we find it hitched to every­thing else in the Uni­verse.

Can one regret a thing that, however unwise, was beautiful?

Software was the key element that would determine how useable and how broadly applicable the machine was.

Put on your big girl pants and deal.

Thrillers are an enormous amount of fun for filmmakers.

I would never wear anything with a logo. That I really find difficult. It's a frustration that I'll find a nice shirt or something and it's got 50 prints of the logo on it - why do they do this?

A publisher is simply a useful middle-man.