Life is a whoopee cushion, a chair pulled away just as you were taking a seat.

Take what people give you. Drink their milkshakes.

Its the most breathtakingly ironic things about living: the fact that we are all-identical twins included-alone. Singular. And yet what we seek-what saves us-is our connection to others.

I cried because I had no shoes. Then I met a man who had no feet.

Love is like breathing, you take it in and let it out.

Eastern Connecticut is very different from Western; we're more liverwurst than pâté, more bowling than polo.

The seeker embarks on a journey to find what he wants and discovers, along the way, what he needs.

Change what you can, accept what you can't, and be smart enough to know the difference

If you want your prayers answered, get up off your knees and do something about them.

All the dead bolts, pulled shades and hidden knives in the world couldn't protect you from the truth.

If the book is true, it will find an audience that is meant to read it.

Comic-Con is nerd Christmas. People go wanting to have fun.

Bigamy, n. A mistake in taste for which the wisdom of the future will adjudge a punishment called trigamy.

We are well on our way to becoming a banana republic in every respect except, of course, that we don't grow bananas.

The seasons run with swift feet.

There are very few things in my life that I can't have if I want them. So when I see something that I can't have, immediately I'm obsessed by it.

I think every single person perceives things differently. We are all singular.

Prayer is simple, as simple as a child making known its wants to it parents.

Affliction is able to drown out every earthly voice. . . but the voice of eternity within a person it cannot drown.

Progress cannot be generated when we are satisfied with existing situations.

You must not be unkind, especially when it happens that you're right.