Life is about survival of the fittest, and Jersey is producing the master race.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

The mind confines our outlooks to a mere bundles of desires, pleasures, prejudices, and fears to safeguard the body it inhabits.

You will surely succeed in life with great passion and desire for self-study.

I was lonelier than I should be, for a woman in love, or half in love.

10 square meters of heaven is worth far more than 100 square meters of hell.

Balls to ten minutes.

I love the fact publishers are still publishing unprofitable material. It's a challenge to the powers that be. It's saying there is a real literature in this country and we will keep publishing it.

I'm very anti-religious because religion tends to disembody you.

Increasingly, consumers don't search for products and services. Rather, services come to their attention via social media.

They hover as a cloud of witnesses above this Nation.

life is not a race, but a shot on target: what counts is not the saving of time, but the ability to find a centre