Life is better when you're drunk. I ought to become an alcoholic.

If this is a dream, may we never wake up!

Momentary happiness is worse than permanent misery.

The only difference between fiction and religion is that people don't kill themselves over fiction.

Religion springs from man's feeling of inferiority.

I'm everything that you're not.

Don't be afraid! Hold my hand and let's jump off that cliff together.

I have to convince myself every night that I love you before I go to sleep lest I wake up empty.

Without purpose, we're zombies aimlessly roaming the earth.

Once upon a time, I wish I had sneezed. The end.

Let me kiss you and take your breath away, we'll worry about resuscitating you later.

Nothing ever goes back on the vine.

The suffering man ought really to consume his own smoke

I´d rather have anybody´s hate than their pity

His speech was a fine sample on the whole Of rhetoric which the learn'd call "rigmarole."

Those were the words she wanted to hear and she finally surrendered to the temptation of believing them.

People do not mind their faults being spread out before them, but they become impatient if called on to give them up.

Where is the Palestinian Gandhi?

I don't know about Heaven or Hell, but I do know that we are visited all the time by the spirits of those who affected us in life.

Organizations should say and do the things they ACTUALLY believe.

Walk lightly on this #‎ planet and yet leave such a #‎ footprint that cannot be erased for thousands of years!