Life is full of change, honey. That's how we learn and grow. When we're born, the Good Lord gives each of us a Life Book. Chapter by chapter, we live and learn.'"-

Life is full of change, honey. That's how we learn and grow. When we're born, the Good Lord gives each of us a Life book. Chapter by chapter, we live and learn.

That's what friends should do. cherish the good and pretend not to notice the harmless rest.

I sometimes think that writing is like driving a sheep down the road. If there's any gate open to the left or the right the reader will most certainly go into it.

I believe that anyone can conquer fear by doing the things he fears to do provided he keeps doing them until he gets a record of successful experiences behind him.

All of us tend to put off living. We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today.

I didn't go to university. Didn't even finish A-levels. But I have sympathy for those who did.

The art of healing is like an unroofed temple, uncovered at the top and cracked at the foundation.

A gentleman is never rude except on purpose - I can honestly be nasty sober, believe you me.

We just want to walk. Our legs need to move to keep our minds from collapsing.

The middle age of buggers is not to be contemplated without horror.

I always try to attack the most honest issues I can in my comedy.

I've never not appeared in front of a live audience for any longer period than a month or two.