Life is hard and it gets worse and worse and worse.

We can all be free Maybe not with words Maybe not with a look But with your mind

I think the hardest thing about my life is that I've met so many people all over the world who I love, but they're not friends with each other.

I got more guts than brains, and that's my problem.

Everybody tends to think I'm crazy, which is the biggest problem in my life.

I've never had a clique. It's impossible when you're always traveling.

Oh I do believe In all the things you see What comes is better Than what came before

I got told so many times I needed a manager. For a long time I resisted, and I finally got one so I can pay my mortgage, and it helped me from becoming a homeless person.

Never give up, no, never give up If you're looking for something easy You might as well give it up.

I am human and I make mistakes.

I've always done things myself. I've never bragged or screamed that I produced a record before. I never told anybody.

Your choices of values and determining their priority precedes your goal setting

Society has seldom considered the vicarious effects of domestic violence between partners on the lives of children.

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"

It's like being in the middle of a tornado. It's like, whooooooosh, you know what I'm saying? It's like Dorothy-you wake up and find yourself in the land of Oz.

Don't be too brave. Bravery is a fine thing on some occasions, but sometimes it can be quite a dangerous thing. The stiff upper lip is not always the best.

Indolent people, whatever taste they may have for society, seek eagerly for pleasure, and find nothing. They have an empty head and seared hearts.

It is the gossip columnist's business to write about what is none of his business.

Professionally, I did a couple of operas when I was in school, when I was 18.

The planet has survived everything, in its time. It will certainly survive us.

A big hit is all part of the game. If you want to make a lot of big hits, you forget about the one you just made and move onto the next one.