Life is laughter when seen in a long shot, but it is a tragedy when seen in a close-up.

You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.

Life could be wonderful if people would leave you alone.

Life is a beautiful, magnificent thing, even to a jellyfish.

My pain may be the reason for somebody's laugh. But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody's pain.

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!

We think too much and feel too little.

More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness.

Life laughs at you when you are unhappy; Life smiles at you when you are happy; But life salutes you when you make other happy.

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles.

Scared of words? I don't see why anybody ought to fear words. Words are tools

The silence encompassing the feeling so juvenile, veiling everything but a sham smile.

James Bond: a paid assassin of plutocratic cartels, a womanizer, a dipsomaniac, a speed demon, a materialist.

The Communist is a Socialist in a violent hurry.

Be the business never so painful you may have it done for money.

If you're dedicated to something and you put the time in, why should anyone have an opinion on it? Halif of the people who comment about women's boxing don't even watch it.

There's a classic story I tell about when I did the Man Show about the retarded conversations that you have with the executive producers and the network.

The United States was attacked on 9/11/12, and we know who attacked us.

Ennui is the disease of hearts without feeling, and of minds without resources.