Life is like a fondue: the best fruit ain’t the best till it’s been through some goo.

My toes are a total wreck, my fingernails worse, and god knows my hair could use a registered nurse.

The stark evening sun at the far edge of the town had just unzipped the sky and finally gone down.

This was the kack’s cradle, icky-poo’s bassinet. It was Death and Diarrhea, singing duet.

He was cut from the scene like a case of the runs from a can-can routine.

Just because you’re allowed to use magic now you don’t have to whip your wands out for every tiny little thing!

The only real power comes out of a long rifle.

The matter of fees is important, far beyond the mere question of bread and butter involved. Properly attended to, fuller justice is done to both lawyer and client.

Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping.

There is a strange pecking order among actors. Theatre actors look down on film actors, who look down on TV actors. Thank God for reality shows, or we wouldn't have anybody to look down on.

Democrats proposing success in Iraq by political solution.

They eat, they drink, and in communion sweet Quaff immortality and joy.

American presence is, you know, the major cause of balance of power and the stability in this region.

Investors should be cautiously positioned as the global economy and markets face major uncertainties. The downgrade will be a further headwind to growth and job creation in the U.S.

It was my first impulse, but I chose to play the priest as a true believer who was an absolute man of faith that absolutely supports the church.