Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.

Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump

Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.

I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.

I'm a drummer. I can count to four and repeat.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.

But Perfection never appealed to me.It's the beauty and honesty behind imperfections, that I fall in love with.

The miracle of children is that we just don’t know how they will change or who they will become.

God of the green pastures and the still waters, please don't help me. I want to do it by myself so that You'll know I've found something I can do for You ... I am David. Amen.

And what’s the use of talking, if you already know that others don’t feel what you feel?

His closeness makes my heart beat faster, my skin tingle, my body want things it doesn't even know.

I don’t want to do a cocktail party. I’d rather people left my shows and vomited.

Our true dignity consists — in thought. Thence we must derive our elevation, not from space or duration. Let us endeavor then to think well; this is the principle of morals.

If by reaction you mean critical reaction, I was confident that we were putting out a quality book [ Treachery]. So I was reasonably sure that we'd get positive notices.

Mind, brain, and body make the man, and the man is capable of so much!

I can be extremely vulnerable. People are tough on me because they think I can handle it.