Life is like riding a bicycle: you don't fall off unless you stop pedaling.

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.'

Ageism is as odious as racism and sexism.

If more politicians in this country were thinking about the next generation instead of the next election, it might be better for the United States and the world.

The mistake a lot of politicians make is in forgetting they've been appointed and thinking they've been anointed.

I' tired of old people being labeled as worthless,useless,toothless and sexless

At my age, I dont even buy green bananas.

One has the right to be wrong in a democracy

A man blessed with a good mamma and a good wife has no right to complain about anything else.

I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum

Faith is in your Heart

Writers seek to create order out of the chaos of everyday life, and to extract meaning from both the tragic and the mundane

Best of all is to preserve everything in a pure, still heart, and let there be for every pulse a thanksgiving, and for every breath a song.

Go beyond of what's expected of you.

One cannot go over Niagara Falls in a barrel only slightly.

One of the things people don't know about exorcism, is that you can't really use exorcism on things that are older than Christianity.

To gain a crown by fighting is great, to reject it divine.

Comedians and Feminists... are natural enemies, because stereotypically-speaking, feminists can't take a joke and... comedians can't take criticism.

The world is ruled by power and power is obtained by money.