Life is never quite like the brochure.

I believe that the Laws of Karma do not apply to show business, where good things happen to bad people on a fairly regular basis.

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.

It's safe to talk openly and honestly with people because they're not really listening.

Don't forget that you are the product of a culture that went stark raving mad about ten thousand years ago. Adjust your thinking accordingly.

I am wired on some deep level to seek out something to be worried and obsess about.

I believe that the obsessive worship of movie, TV and sports figures is less likely to produce spiritual gain than praying to Thor.

For every man that ever walked the Earth, except maybe the sociopaths, when it comes to talking to pretty girls... it's just stark terror.

I'm an old guitar player who has fallen into television and is so happy he did.

I believe I'm growing skeptical of cynicism.

I won't say that all senior citizens who can't master technology should be publicly flogged, but if we made an example of one or two, it might give the others incentive to try harder.

Criticism demands infinitely more culture than artistic creation.

I know lonely can be hard, but the longer you stay in the wrong relationship, the longer it will take for the right one to find you. Don't stay in a relationship that doesn't build you up.

Passing pleasures, like passing clouds, are all we have.

A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood

I believe fervently in the nature, in truth and imagination, I believe in the blood, in life, words, and motivations.

I had never liked bullying of any sort, especially when an individual acquires his courage by becoming part of a faceless mob. I always say if you need fake courage, get it out of a bottle like I do.

We turn skeletons into goddesses and look to them as if they might teach us how not to need.

Always look at what you have left. Never look at what you have lost.

I looked like a monkey trying to wrestle a football.

Bad terminology is the enemy of good thinking.