Life is no way to treat an animal.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.

There is a tragic flaw in our precious constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.

I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.

He didn't look like a soldier at all. He looked like a filthy flamingo.

Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.

Perhaps I am the turtle, able to live simply anywhere, even underwater for short periods, with my home on my back.

About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.

Every day is a dance deed.

Suffering is so real & I walk amongst so many who have no idea how much my soul is aching to be healed.

If you want innovation, growth, and culture, invest in people, not technology. Technology can't lead, love, or connect.

It's not about who's going to let me; it's about who's going to stop me.

I certainly support civil unions.

It's so nice to have a band name you don't have to explain.

I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun.

We have to build a political consensus and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own ... in order to create this common ground.

If she is pleasing to one man, a girl is taken care of.

Once you learn how to do something, you don't lose it. Unless you die.