Life is not a problem - Life is the closest God has yet come to a solution.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

And being a husband made me helpless, because I had somebody to protect (somebody a little high-strung, who had a tough time emotionally with things like the lights going out indefinitely).

Love is not altogether a delirium yet it has many points in common therewith.

Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.

This is my truth, tell me yours.

Obviously defense is my strength, but I still need to improve on that. I need to improve on offense. Every part.

I should have known it. You still have those chocolate-kiss eyes.

We must start with the reality that corporations cannot guarantee anyone a lifetime job any more than corporations have a guarantee of immortality.

Boredom is my worst enemy. It's killed a lot of my friends, but it won't get me. When I get bored, I go risk my life somewhere.

Regret is useless in life. It's in the past. All we have is now.

If we would see others as they see themselves, our shyness would soon become compassion.