Life is not black and white. The closes we ever get to either of those colors is wearing them.

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

Individual liberty may be unable to solve every social problem, but collective violence is unable to solve any social problem.

punishment had not been spared--with best results in patience and purification

In misery it is great comfort to have a companion.

Every beginning is hard.

Everything has gotten vulgar and out of line for children to watch. It's more of a swearing match.

Love which economizes is never true love.

Well, I really didn't enjoy some of the movies I did when I was young.

Why, when people are starving, am I on a carpet that's red? Because I'm "important"? Because I'm "famous"? That's not how I roll.

Listen, I didn't know how to make coffee when I came to the United States. Because in Colombia the maids do it.